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Old 23rd July 2009, 10:00 PM
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i'm bored so i'm posting this, i hope you could add any you find funny too.

Today, I received my passport in the mail. They got my birthdate wrong. Then I picked up my birth certificate that I had sent in with the application. Turns out my parents have been celebrating my birthday on the wrong day for 16 years. FML


Today, I texted my college boyfriend to tell him how terrible I felt about cheating. He replied saying he was so relieved because he had been cheating on me with a girl in his dorm. I was talking about my math exam. FML

Today, my boyfriend told me he couldn't hang out with me because he felt really sick. I went to his house anyway to surprise him with homemade soup. I walk in to his room only to find him hooking up with my sister. She can't drive, our mom drove her there. FML

Today, my girlfriend dumped me proclaiming she wanted someone more like her "Edward". I asked her who Edward was. She held up a copy her "Twilight" book. She was talking about a fictional vampire. FML

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Old 24th July 2009, 12:49 PM
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Monday: blew my tire on un-covered construction.

Monday: Mauled by my neighbors cat after my dogs chased it through the front door into their master bedroom.

Wednesday: My leg is definately infected from the cat bites/scratches.

Thursday: My pedal clipped the speedbump coming out of my office building underground parkade. Slammed pedal into my shin, and ripped a hole in my sidewall.

Real, not that funny. FML
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Old 24th July 2009, 01:16 PM
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Today, my girlfriend dumped me proclaiming she wanted someone more like her "Edward". I asked her who Edward was. She held up a copy her "Twilight" book. She was talking about a fictional vampire. FML
Many ladies want this....
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Many ladies want this....
They want what??? A gay sparkly anorexic vampire that only feeds on the animals? Thats an epic FAIL!!

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They want what??? A gay sparkly anorexic vampire that only feeds on the animals? Thats an epic FAIL!!

Now, now, don't be jealous...
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